The Old Stone Butter Factory – Friday 13 January 2017

First gig of the year! It is also the exact date of our drummer Tomachi aka Sir Funkalot’s 40th birthday. Man he must be flying with aliens at light speed because he don’t look 40.

– The Triptonites (4 piece psychdelic funk rock)
– Fabrizio Canale (solo singer songwriter harmonica ITALY)
– Tomachi Producer Set (solo electronic soul funk)
– Dixie and her Burlesque dancers in the area funking it up

Only $10 on the door!

*The Triptonites*


…are a band that has fun with funk and ridiculousness. Kara Gordon (fly my pretties) fronts the group of genius musicians. King God (Kara James Gordon), Sir Funkalot (Tomachi Nosnikta), Ben11 (Ben Tapene) and Roscoe (Ross Larsen) are always into a good jam and are looking forward to this summer gig back in the Rei! Let’s party.

www.triptonites.com

*Fabrizio Canale*


Don’t miss Fabrizio! Aside from the usual heavy load of blues renting a suite in our soul we got a new disease: the Country Fever! What can I say: come and see us, for great entertainment and great tunes, such as Fabrizio’s Breakdown and Can Bong Rag.

https://www.facebook.com/Fabrizio-Canale-45390573820/

*Tomachi Producer Set*


Tom is gonna attempt a live show of about 20 to 30 minutes of the fully solo Tomachi DJ set. This is a live drums and vocal performance over backing track / SPD-SX drum machine.

www.tomachi.tv

 

Facebook event page facebook.com/events/919289238202585/ 

 

I Had Sex With Girls Who Caught Tourette’s

The official music video for song “I Had Sex With Girls Who Caught Tourettes” by The Triptonites. Content may be offensive to everyone. Edited by our drummer Sir Funkalot.

Images Used In The Video

Tourettes - single artwork concept
Tourettes – single artwork concept
I've got f*king Tourettes T Shirt
I’ve got f*king Tourettes T Shirt

Lyrics

Sex With Girls Who Caught Tourette’s by The Triptonites

GORDON K/ATKINSON T/LARSEN R/TAPENE B
ISRC: UST8K1578035 APRA: GW46565372

[verse 1]

I had sex with girls who caught tourette’s

They’ll never forget

one thing that they do regret they got tourettes

But they will never forget the way we had sex

I can’t help it that I’m the man I’m the best

[chorus 1]

Yeah that’s what i’m gonna do

Yeah I’m gonna give tourette’s to you

Yeah That’s what I’m gonna do

Going ta have to give tourette’s to you

[verse 2]

I had sex with girls who caught tourette’s

They’ll never forget

The way that we had sex

Cos i’m the best

Well they don’t like it they got tourettes

Well i don’t care

I’m goin’ta have my sex it’s awesome where

[chorus 2]

Yeah that’s what I’m gonna do

Yeah I’m gonna give tourette’s to you

Yeah That’s what I’m gonna do

Going ta have to give tourette’s to you

[bridge]

Then she’s talking whole lotta kinds of dirty things… and i don’t mind at all

[guitar solo over verse]

[chorus 3]

[bass solo w/ spoken word fictional dialogue]

It’s the ninth girl i’ve caught you with this week what the hell am i

Get out of my house

Baby I can explain…. There was only 4 girls, and other girls were just head jobs they mean nothing to me.

File Under

  • Tourette’s song
  • Tourettes music video
  • nz band tourettes
  • auckland tourettes music
  • tourettes band

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Thirsty Dog – Friday 17 June

Get ripped tonite with The Triptonites
plus special guests at
The Thirsty Dog
Only $10 on the door from 8pm!
469 K rd

Get ripped tonite with The Triptonites at Thirsty Dog - Friday 17 June
Get ripped tonite with The Triptonites at Thirsty Dog – Friday 17 June

PDF Versions of this poster

Portrait Version: Thirsty Dog F17J Portrait
Weed Version: Thirsty Dog F17J Weed Version
B/W Version: Thirsty Dog F17J BLACKWHITE
Colour Version: Thirsty Dog F17J COLOUR A4

Landscape png of thirsty flyer

Landscape png of thirsty flyer – this time without the ganja leafs

http://www.eventbrite.co.nz/e/the-triptonites-live-at-thirsty-dog-tickets-26020308443

https://www.facebook.com/events/1096550440416178/

 

J Day 2016 Auckland – Saturday 7 May

The band will do a short set around 1pm and then another longer set after 3pm-ish

Triptonites at J-Day 2016
Triptonites at J-Day 2016

The last J Day to be held in Albert Park will see local four piece psychedelic funk band The Triptonites nearly burning up on re-entry from sub-orbital warp speed, only to catch fire once more during the madness of this 4:20 sesh-a-thon that is J Day!!

Now you can smoke a giant joint in the park while listening to songs with titles such as: Living life like a trip-tonite, Get ripped tonite with The Triptonites, Tripping out in Mexico, Flying High, Out Of It Guy.

The band will also be playing hits such as Sex With Girls With Tourettes, The Phil Rudd of Funk, Get Inside My Bed, and Get Naked! So get down there on Saturday!

J Day 2016 Auckland
J Day 2016 Auckland

Official Links:

norml.org.nz/2016/norml-presents-the-25th-annual-j-day-sat-7-may-2016-everywhere

Facebook Event Auckland:  facebook.com/events/539600922908612
Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/JDAYNewZealand

eventfinda.co.nz/2015/j-day/auckland

 

We jammed in the front doorway of AKL District Court

Took my generator and self powered speakers down to the courts to show support for Dakta Green and his friends with a guerilla style busking performance. Through some kind of mis-carriage of justice he got 2 years 4 months in jail even though they only had circumstantial evidence, and meanwhile violent criminals run free and reptilians run the country!

Gizi 2 years 2 months imprisonment, Stefan 10 months home detention and 150 hours community service. Gizi and Dakta’s lawyers indicated appeals against the convictions and the sentence would be immediately lodged in the Court of Appeal, but they were refused bail.

Suggestion to the police: Start solving some actual crime. The intoxication instinct is human animal nature.

HTML5 Video of original clip:

Posted by Thestreetwiseshow on Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Jailhouse Blues – The Triptonites perform guerilla set outside Auckland District Court in support of Dakta Green

Four piece psychedelic comedy rock funk band from Auckland featuring Kara Gordon, Tom Atkinson, Ben Tapene, and Ross Larsen